Good Morning Voldemort

Hey kids! So many of you may have heard of my smash-hit "Good Morning Voldemort"? Well, I decided that for those of you I haven't forced to listen to me sing it, here it is! :D

Good Morning Voldemort

To the tune of “Good Morning Baltimore” from the musical “Hairspray”.

Oh, oh, oh, woke up today,
Feeling the way I always do.
Oh, oh, oh, waiting for Mudbloods that I can kill,
Who’s blood I can spill.
When I feel that call,
It’s from a small mark that’s emblazoned on people’s arms.
They’re my Death Eaters and they’ll do my bidding until they are dead.

Good morning Voldemort!
Every curse is unforgivable.
No wizard is as great as me,
When they see me they want to flee.
Good morning Voldemort!
And someday when I get a real nose,
The world’s gonna wake up and see...
That Voldemort is me.

[Instrumental]

Oh, oh, oh, I hate Potter.
When we’re face-to-face he’ll meet his doom.
Oh, oh, oh, I’ll hunt him down and kill him,
Along with his friends.
So what if he was the Boy Who Lived?
Soon he’s gonna be the Boy Who’s Dead!
So, oh, oh, Avada Kedavra,
BAM!
Green light shoots him,
He’s dead!

Good morning Voldemort!
I’ve been waiting for sixteen years.
Soon Harry Potter will meet his demise.
He cannot hide even if he tries.
Good morning Voldemort!
And someday when I get a real nose,
The world’s gonna wake up and see...
That Voldemort is ME!

[Short Instrumental]

I’m almost immortal,
Thanks to my Horcruxes:
The diary, the ring, and my snake.
And then there are Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff’s things,
And you can’t forget the locket!
The locket!

So, oh, oh, I just can’t die!
I’ll take over the world,
And get rid of the Muggles.
Oh, oh, oh, I’ll start with the Ministry of Magic,
And go on from there.
With Dumbledore dead,
There’s nothing to fear.
I’ll be the most powerful wizard!

[Short Percussion Instrumental]

So, oh, oh, soon I’ll get my hands on Harry and I’ll be happy!
He’ll be just oh, so happy!

I love me, Voldemort!
Every curse is unforgivable.
No wizard is as great as me,
When they see me they want to flee.
Good morning Voldemort!
And someday when I get a real nose,
The world’s gonna wake up and see,
Gonna wake up and see...
Gonna wake up and see!
That Voldemort is me.
Voldemort is me.
Voldemort is me!

-Ali