Millions of Apologies!

You guys, I feel bad because I haven't written in my one and only blog for, oh, ever. Therefore, this entry is going to be basically THE MOST EPIC blog entry I've ever written in my entire life. And I'm sure two whole people are going to read it. Poo.

So what's gone on in my life since December 3rd? Hmm. OH YEAH! Christmas. Good times. You know how people see their families during the holidays? And you know how some people's families live in really freakin awesome places? Well, my family isn't like that. Because they live in Alabama. Which is probably the most southern state in U.S. They fry everything, drive like they have to be someplace at that second [Which is obviously not true because they live in the south. Where is there to go?], and speak with southern accents. I guess the last one isn't that bad except all of my cousins are really tiny and young. Do you know how wierd it is to hear a small child speak with an ugly southern accent? Quite wierd, actually.

But Christmas wasn't all bad! I recieved some of the greatest gifts including an Andy Warhol print, new moccasins, a Wii, a Wii Fit, oil pastels, Guitar Hero World Tour, and DVDs of Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal. They make me very happy.

By the way, you would think that I flew to Alabama? Well, you would have thought wrong. Because we drove for 16 hours there and 16 hours back. That's a grand total of 32 hours in a car! Which is 32 more hours than I ever intended to spend in a car driving to Alabama.

That was Christmas. After school started up again, there was just an insane amount of gymnastics meets, including one in Mount Horeb that started at SEVEN IN THE MORNING. That meant getting up at 5:00 am. So now I really hate Mount Horeb. By the way, guess who's on Varsity Gymnastics? Yes, it is me! Good guess. I feel impressive.

Some movies! The Curious Case of Benjamin Button=boring. Yes, I know it was one of those movies that all the critics went absolutely crazy about but I thought it went on way too long. ALSO! I have evidence of it being a horribly boring movie! Mr. Lukas Clark fell asleep during it so HA. It's not just me.
Also, Milk. Oh my goodness gracious. That movie was so great. Sean Penn was incredible and very believable. All of the acting was just fantastic and it was a really good story to go along with it. Plus, everyone in that movie is an adorably gay guy which just makes for an absolutely wonderful movie!

I feel like I complain too much on this blog. So...NEW FEATURE! Ali's Happy Thought of the Day.
Today's happy thought:
Finals got pushed back a day! Very happy.

And finally...Ali's Random Fact of the Day.
Alessandra's favorite drinks are water and milk. I don't care if that's boring because those beverages are possibly the best things to be on this Earth. I don't care if I'm exaggerating, either.

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